i’ve pooped in bathrooms you wouldn’t pee in
This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings a dry, offbeat sense of humor to everyday wear. The relaxed fit and soft, washed-in color make it feel lived-in from the first wear — the kind of shirt you grab for road trips, late-night hangs, or when you want to spark a laugh without trying. The front artwork shows a candid restroom scene with bold, cheeky text that leans into gross-out comedy; it reads like an inside joke shared among friends who appreciate awkward, boundary-pushing humor. Wear it to casual meetups, novelty events, or when you want to break the ice with a laugh. The sewn-in label and durable double-needle stitching mean this tee stands up to repeated washes while keeping that comfortable, broken-in feel. Available in many colors and sizes, it suits anyone who prefers bold, irreverent statements over subtlety.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitching for durability
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) and 58 color options; sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclea
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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