do you know how much copper is in a data center?
Heavyweight tee for burnt-out tech gremlins. Square glitchy photo print with a half-obscured face and that low-contrast caption only fellow keyboard warriors will get.
Garment-dyed, broken-in soft, relaxed fit. Perfect for debugging at 3am, pretending to network at conferences, and hiding your existential dread.
Quiet chaos for the chronically online.
Specs:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, 6.1oz heavyweight
- Soft garment-dyed finish, stays shaped
- S-4XL, multiple colors
Cold wash only. No bleach — your mental health can’t handle it.
Wear the quiet despair. 💾
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Details
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